Mom of the year.

I often (jokingly, duh) refer to myself as "mom of the year" especially when I make epic parenting mistakes.  We've very recently moved, and haven't made an actual grocery store trip, so Sailor's lunch yesterday consisted of string cheese, apple sauce, and a slice of her great-grandmother's homemade chocolate zucchini bread.  I have to say, the whole thing was a big hit.